Welcome to my quotes & sig tags page. I love to use funny lil sig tags in my emails, and decided to put some of my favs here. Enjoy! :)


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.

People are worried about the voices in my head, but it doesn't bother me. It's nice to have friends.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

'We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.

The NRA says, 'Guns don't kill people - people kill people.' That may be true, but I think the gun helps. You're not going to kill many people by standing around shouting 'bang!'.

In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

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